When Your Parents count from 1 to 3 to threaten...
lovemuchlaughalways: 1… 2… 3…
With a shower head like this:
And this sponge: MY SHOWS WOULD BE COMPLETE.
fuckyeahadobo: Before when we were little: You: Owie! Mommy i got a booboo! Mom: Aww! Want me to kiss it? You: Yes please? *Mom kiss your wound* Now: You: Ow!! Fuck! I got a small cut! Mom: Well why are you whining? Suck it up!! You: Well, can you get me a bandaid? Mom: Why don’t you get it yourself lazy ass! You: …Ok. . .
Pacquiao Fights at my house.
Loud ass parents tita’s screamin when manny gets hit tito’s yelling finish him off and drinking everyone getting mad when the bell rings little kids running round the house screaming teenagers eating all the food and tryna watch the fight.
Why you need to sleep with a teddy bear.
I hate when teachers do this shit..
aaron-ch: Bruno Mars and Eminem?!?! so good...
That moment when you are in the car with your mom...